The GM Says....

• Mike Tomlin...what the hell? You had nothing to gain by playing all your starters in this game. If you had a quarterback like Eli Manning or Kerry Collins who aren't going to put themselves in harms way every week than fine let them play. But you KNOW Big Ben is going to take shots because of his style and because your line sucks. Bad move and it might have cost you. Hopefully Ben can play in two weeks.
• Detroit....Congratulations!! You have created history. You are the ONLY team in the history of the NFL that has gone 0-16. AWESOME!! You have earned yourself the number pick in the 2009 draft which will be filled with uncertainty and will be very costly. That should fix your franchise!!
• Tampa Bay....HAHAHA! The last two weeks you had west coast teams come to your stadium for EARLY games and you couldn't win either. OUCH! You were 9-3 and you needed to basically win ONE game over your final four weeks and you couldn't do it. You lost to Carolina and Atlanta on the road and San Diego and OAKLAND at home. Really....Oakland? Awesome! And Thank You.
• Patriots....that sucks. It couldn't have been a worse Sunday for the New England Patriots. They beat the Bills 13-0 to go 11-5 on the season and MISS THE PLAYOFFS! And then it is reported that Tom Brady might miss the ENTIRE 2009 season because his knee is not healing like it supposed to. Wow...that's a bad weekend.
• Dallas....way to show up. All you needed to do was win. All week you knew that all you needed was a win. You had to go to Philly and win a football game and you were in the playoffs. And then you forgot to show up and lost 44-6. That is great for everyone else in this country! No fan of any other team wanted you anywhere near the playoffs. Enjoy the offseason.
• Brett Favre....go away. You had a terrible season. The Man-genious obviously doesn't respect you since he calls you out in meetings and stuff. Your old. And your shoulder hurts. Just retire. Was this season really worth all the trouble? You aren't going to win with the Jets next year either. Go work on the farm. We all enjoyed watching you play but this season you were more of a joke than a joy to watch.
• San Fran....right move. Mike Singletary will be the coach of the 49ers next season. I thought they should have hired him a few years ago but that's okay cause now he is there. He will get the most out of the players there which should make the 49ers competitive in that division.

• Red Sox....Brad Penny and Josh Bard? Is that how you compete with the evil empire? Penny sucked last season and Bard isn't very good. I know you weren't looking to spend much money with the economy in the tank but wow you didn't even make a splash. Personally though I hope it is only enough to beat the Yankees. Cause after the evil empire I hate you more than any other team not called the Yankees.
• Yankees....how's the economy there? You will be paying your new players Teixera, Burnett, and Sabathia a combined $62 million every season for the next 5 years. Good job. Sabathia is due for a slow down...remember he wasn't very good for the Indians last season....and an injury is possible too. Tex might be worth it. But Burnett is average and isn't worth what you gave him. But I guess you are still making money....but wait aren't you raising ticket prices now? Boy I hope the fans still come watch when they are all unemployed or working at McDonalds.

• Notre Dame....don't get too excited. All I heard at the end of the Hawaii Bowl and since then is that Notre Dame has turned the corner. That win will propel them to a great record in 2009 and they are now a formidable team. HAHAHA!! Really....you beat HAWAII!!! And not a good Hawaii team. The ONLY reason Hawaii was bowl eligible was because they played 7 home games and won 5. They aren't good. That win is not any better than the Navy win. And the Syracuse loss is still terrible!
• Pat White....learn to run routes. I know you had a good game on Saturday where you threw for over 300 yards for the first time in your career. Congratulations. Now learn how to correctly run a post pattern cause you will be mainly a wide receiver in the NFL.